I wrote this on the fly for my friend/sound engineer/producer LG Brown Hamilton when he had to cancel a recording session with me due to a dental appointment. He finally talked me into recording this with him; you'll hear his snaps and background noises throughout! :-)
Lyrics
Don't be afraid of the dentist; don't you let him make you cry.
Don't be afraid of the dentist; he's just a regular guy! So you need a crown on your tooth, instead of your head, it seems!? Maybe this isn't the life that you had in your dreams. Don't be afraid of the dentist; just take your valium 'fore ya go. Soon you'll be feeling really loopy; he'll be the nicest man you know! He's just a regular man, who sits on the can, leads a regular life, does 'you know what' with his wife. OH! Don't be afraid of the dentist; just be a big boy and go.
So he's gonna drill a hole in your tooth, while you're strapped down in a chair!? Well, just take the laughing gas and soon, you really won't care! You know why? 'Cause, he's just a regular man, who sits on the can, leads a regular life, does 'you know what' with his wife...so...don't be afraid of the dentist. Just be a big boy & go. (Take your valium, now.) Just be a big boy and go. (Don't forget the laughing gas!) Just be a big boy...and go.